with your own penis?
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
farters have to be the big spoon...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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