okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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