I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Lo siento on account of my penis...