school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize
