yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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