if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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