i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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