I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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