Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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