Its about making memories worth repressing
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
