Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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