so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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