How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
