You're my little dorito
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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