I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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