mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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