I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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