mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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