What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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