yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's rum buckets o'clock
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