I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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