she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
FUCK WHALES
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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