Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
