we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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