we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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