whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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