I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
honey bunches of taint.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This is my gift to your gina
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
