If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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