Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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