Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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