Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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