i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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