I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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