How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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