Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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