no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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