She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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