Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
is it fun? or sober?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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