She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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