so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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