she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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