I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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