He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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