is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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