it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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