The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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