so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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