Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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