i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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