i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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