I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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