Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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