I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.