Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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