I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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