But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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