Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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